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#SimpingForSauron September

#SimpingForSauron September

To celebrate the first appearance of Sauron in The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Powe...
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The Hobbits Are Wearing Our Merchandise!

The Hobbits Are Wearing Our Merchandise!

Cue the techno remix! 2022 was full of so many surprises for me as a content creator, b...
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LotR EO Blends - Regular Orders Open!

LotR EO Blends - Regular Orders Open!

Pre-orders are now closed for my LotR-inspired Essential Oil blends, which means all th...
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Tolkien Musings

Celebrimbor - Bisexual Icon in the Making?

Celebrimbor - Bisexual Icon in the Making?

I recently had a conversation about my queer reading of Celebrimbor, the master craftsm...
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The Rings of Power: Celebrimbor - Possible Time-line and Characteristics

The Rings of Power: Celebrimbor - Possible Time-line and Characteristics

A summary of Tolkien's canonical backstories for the character of Celebrimbor, my attempt at combining them into a single First Age time-line, and characteristics I feel are logical to include in the depiction of Celebrimbor in The Rings of Power series.
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Life, Death, and Aging of Elves

Life, Death, and Aging of Elves

One thing I cover with relative frequency in my online content is Elves' ages, calculat...
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Elvish Freebies

"What Light Do You Dream Under?" -- An Elvish Metaphor for LGBTQIA2S+

"What Light Do You Dream Under?" -- An Elvish Metaphor for LGBTQIA2S+

On TikTok, I was asked how the Elves would theoretically refer to LGBTQIA2S+ folx, and it took me a month to formulate what became a sweeping metaphor that's frankly better than the labels we use in modern English! In this blog post, I'll walk you through my process, through the in-world significance and symbolism behind the Elvish, and the translation notes for the entire metaphor of "What Light Do You Dream Under?"
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Essential Oils

LotR Collection: Paths of the Dead BONUS Blend

LotR Collection: Paths of the Dead BONUS Blend

Curious about my Middle-Earth Oils? Here's a bit more about the Paths of the Dead blend...
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LotR Collection: Grey Havens Blend

LotR Collection: Grey Havens Blend

Curious about my Middle-Earth Oils? Here's a bit more about the Grey Havens blend, whic...
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LotR Collection: Mount Doom Blend

LotR Collection: Mount Doom Blend

Curious about my Middle-Earth Oils? Here's a bit more about the Mount Doom blend, which...
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Personal

Screenshot from TTRPG The Unpredicted Party with Don Marshall, Tori Fox, Max Randolph, Zac Smith, and guest star WizardWayKris.

Role-Playing Thranduil on #TheUnpredictedParty

The Unpredicted Party is "the only TTRPG that answers the question, 'Why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor?'" This very long post serves as a chronicle of my experience guest-starring as Thranduil.
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D&D - Rime: Tragic Backstory

D&D - Rime: Tragic Backstory

Welcome to another D&D post, this time exploring the tragic backstory and unique physical attributes of Rime, my very first original PC for a home campaign.
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D&D - Rime: Character Creation

D&D - Rime: Character Creation

I have finally created and played my first character: Rime. This post will explore his basic background, much of which hasn't yet surfaced in my actual gameplay beyond certain enigmatic behaviors.
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