Elf-boi Official Website

Shine. Dream. Smile.

Welcome to Elf-boi.com, the home of TikTok's Resident Elf-boi, Kris. This site is dedicated to sparking a warm, comforting glow across the modern void that divides us. Quirky queerness. Cosmic reflection. A hint of Elvendom on Earth.

Learn More About Kris

Follow the Fellowship

LotR - inspired
Essential Oil Blends

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Elvish Translations

For tattoos and other crafts

Commissions Open

Starscapes

Connect with your inner galaxy

Shop Astral Starscapes

Potions Class

Practical Essential Oil Blends

Support Trans* Folx

YouTube & Twitch

Join Kris live! Streams include Calligraphy, Fantasy Gaming, ASMR, and Read-n-Review sessions.

Miss a stream? Find prior streams on YouTube!

From the News Blog

LotR EO Blends - Regular Orders Open!

Pre-orders are now closed for my LotR-inspired Essential Oil blends, which means all th...

Launch Day New Merch!

Welcome to Elf-Boi.com! You may have noticed at launch that we have some new products. ...

Elf-Boi.com SITE GUIDE

It's finally happened! The Grand Opening of the Elf-Boi website!

Here's a basic breakdown of what you can find here and WHERE you can find it. From ways to receive updates and blog feeds to basic store section explanations to wishlists and contact info for custom Elvish commissions. Welcome

Elvish Tattoo Work

From simple memorials to more complex creative endeavors with poetic Elvish symbolism... If you are looking to make a piece of this iconic fantasy world permanent on your body, consider commissioning a custom translation from Kris!

Get Inked with Confidence!

LEFT: "Losing doesn't make you a loser."
Neo-Sindarin

RIGHT: "The light of Eärendil, our most-beloved star."
Neo-Sindarin

(Photo credits: Regina; Evie)

LEFT: "I am enough."
Neo-Sindarin

RIGHT: "Fool of a Took"
Neo-Sindarin

(Photo credits: Eowyn Rayne; Shannon)

The Scents of Middle-Earth

Ever wonder what a hidden Elven vale smells like? What about a Wizard's Tower? The gleaming white halls of the King?

Follow the path of the Fellowship from a humble Halfling's garden to the harbor by the Sea in our new line of Essential Oil Blends!

Join the Adventure!

Essential Oil Collections

Middle-Earth Oils: LotR

13 items

Potions Class Oils

10 items

For Undiluted Oils...

Kris is an affiliate for Plant Therapy, an exceptional seller of high-quality undiluted essential oils at an affordable price.

Perfect for those who would like to diffuse oils for general health and wellbeing.

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"Perhaps the reason this night looks so beautiful
is not because of these stars or lights, but because of us...
We shine just the way we are tonight."

Mikrokosmos - by BTS