Launch Day New Merch!
Welcome to Elf-Boi.com! You may have noticed at launch that we have some new products. Let's go through them... with links to each, of course!
- Middle-Earth Oils: LotR Collection: 9 essential oil blends based on stops along the journey of Frodo and the Fellowship in The Lord of the Rings.
PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN (After pre-orders close, the collection link will have all the individual listings available.)
- Simp Series Merch: t-shirts & accessories
- "ThranDaddy" - Who doesn't want Randy Thrandy to step on them?
- "Mommy? Sorry..." "Daddy? Sorry..." - Simp away. English & Elvish.
- "Silver-gifting" - For Celebrimbor/Annatar shippers.
"Angbang" - For Melkor/Mairon (aka Morgoth/Sauron) shippers.
- LGBTQIA2S+ Series: t-shirts & accessories
- "What light do you dream under?" - The Elvish way of identifying under the LGBTQIA2S+ umbrella. Inclusion w/o confusion!
- Elvish Only Series: t-shirts & accessories
- "ThranDaddy" - English Mode Tengwar
- "Fëanor, NO!" - Translated into Quenya
- "Mommy/Daddy? Sorry..." - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- "Silver-gifting" - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- "Angbang" - English Mode Tengwar
"Piece of $#!+" - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- Starscape Keychains & Bookmarks
- Check out the section for any pre-made listings.
Order one Custom-Made! Keychains are double-sided!
- FREE English Mode Tengwar Guide - Sign up for the Mailing List!
Posted on October 26 2021