Launch Day New Merch!
Welcome to Elf-Boi.com! You may have noticed at launch that we have some new products. Let's go through them... with links to each, of course!
- Middle-Earth Oils: LotR Collection: 9 essential oil blends based on stops along the journey of Frodo and the Fellowship in The Lord of the Rings.
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PRE-ORDERS NOW OPEN (After pre-orders close, the collection link will have all the individual listings available.)
- Simp Series Merch: t-shirts & accessories
- "ThranDaddy" - Who doesn't want Randy Thrandy to step on them?
- "Mommy? Sorry..." "Daddy? Sorry..." - Simp away. English & Elvish.
- "Silver-gifting" - For Celebrimbor/Annatar shippers.
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"Angbang" - For Melkor/Mairon (aka Morgoth/Sauron) shippers.
- LGBTQIA2S+ Series: t-shirts & accessories
- "What light do you dream under?" - The Elvish way of identifying under the LGBTQIA2S+ umbrella. Inclusion w/o confusion!
- Elvish Only Series: t-shirts & accessories
- "ThranDaddy" - English Mode Tengwar
- "Fëanor, NO!" - Translated into Quenya
- "Mommy/Daddy? Sorry..." - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- "Silver-gifting" - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- "Angbang" - English Mode Tengwar
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"Piece of $#!+" - Translated into Neo-Sindarin
- Starscape Keychains & Bookmarks
- Check out the section for any pre-made listings.
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Order one Custom-Made! Keychains are double-sided!
- FREE English Mode Tengwar Guide - Sign up for the Mailing List!
Posted on October 26 2021
Explore Elf-Boi Offerings
Essential Oil Blends
From Potions Class to the vast realms of Middle-Earth, explore exquisite essential oil blends that will wisk away your senses.
Geeky ★ Niche ★ Merch
Don't miss all the fantastic merch! Follow this link to see the different series, and then explore the links to products on my (Tee)Spring store!
Custom Starscapes
We all shine with our unique lights. Order a custom starscape to show off the hues of your own galaxy and light up your accessories!
